Tourist guide to Slovakia:

This is probably not the first country that comes to mind when you consider European travel. Let's face it: most people go straight to Paris, Rome, or Barcelona, dreaming of themselves drinking coffee or gelato while casually improving their Instagram look. That is the reason Slovakia is such a hidden gem. Somehow, this tiny Central European nation squeezed medieval castles, impressive mountains, and remarkably colourful cities into a space smaller than England. It's kind of like finding a secret level in a video game that no one told you about.

To start with, the mountains. If you appreciate the concept of hiking through pure woods with more sheep than people and perhaps shouting at a cloud for moving too slowly, the High Tatras are for you. You can put on some boots and get lost on routes that go up steep mountains, sometimes with a spectacular view that makes you wonder why you ever bothered going on that costly beach vacation in Spain. And if hiking is not your cup of tea, you can always ride a cable car, wave at the people below, and imagine you are a magnificent eagle.

Then there are the castles—Slovakia boasts more than a few. Though the inside occasionally reveals a budget-conscious restoration approach probably involving duct tape and hope, each one seems to be taken right out of a fairy tale. Perched atop a hill like it is urging you to climb up and snap a selfie, Spiš Castle is a favourite. Or Bratislava Castle, which overlooks the city and makes it look like it says, "I know I'm small, but I have history". Really, wandering about these castles is one of those activities that makes you feel both important and somewhat baffled about why you didn't learn medieval history in school.

Speaking of Bratislava, the city itself is surprisingly beautiful. It boasts a charming historic town with vibrant streets, charming cafés, and monuments that will make you pause mid-stride and consider, "Did someone just place a man peeing in the middle of the square?" They did, indeed. Slovaks seem to have a sense of humour regarding history, and meandering through the streets, you find the city not too serious. A city that is somewhat appealing results from combining local craft beer, classic dumplings, and a skyline dotted with Communist-era structures.

And let's not forget the cuisine: Slovak food is like a warm hug from someone who's rather opinionated about cheese. Your life will alter, or at least your day will change, with bryndzové halušky, which are essentially potato dumplings with sheep cheese and bacon. This is the sort of food that makes you understand that gastronomic journeys don't always have to include foie gras or molecular gastronomy.

Though that is the whole idea, tourism in Slovakia might not be spectacular. Discovering a nation with breathtaking mountains, lovely castles, and welcoming people without going too far is wonderfully relaxing. Pack a bag, leave your expectations at home, and take in Slovakia's beauty. Most likely, you will return somewhat smug, knowing about it before it became cool.